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May

Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and overran the country in 13 days.

Germany invaded France in 1940 and forced its surrender in 45 days.

America invaded Iraq in 2003 and forced its surrender in 19 days.

Cory Wagner would have done all of this single-handedly in one day, armed with nothing but a paper clip and an onion and some q-tips.