FYCW

Jul 08

It is No Whine Wednesday. But Wednesday cannot help but whine about Cory Wagner, because he has no need to whine.

Jun 17

Cory Wagner welcomes you to Mexico.

Jun 12

Cory Wagner can’t write with pencils because the pressure from his fingers turns the graphite into diamonds

Cory Wagner is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum…and he’s all out of gum.

Jun 10

51 Things that Google has to blur out on Google Maps. They forgot to mention that Cory Wagner cannot be found on Google Maps unlike Waldo.

Jun 09

Cory Wagner has a tumblarity of 0 because there was not enough zeros in the universe to reflect his true tumblarity and the tumblarity-generator generated a system error.

Cory Wagner was born on February 30th

May 30

Cory Wagner can have his cake and eat it too

May 29

This is Cory Wagner’s pet squirrel. Cory Wagner only has well-endowed pets.