July 2009
2 posts
June 2009
6 posts
Cory Wagner can't write with pencils because the...
51 Things that Google has to blur out on Google...
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Cory Wagner has a tumblarity of 0 because there...
Cory Wagner was born on February 30th
May 2009
32 posts
Cory Wagner can have his cake and eat it too
Cory Wagner can divide by zero
Cory Wagner knows words that rhyme with orange
When Cory Wagner travels East in an airplane, he...
Cory Wagner does not go to weddings. The weddings...
Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and overran the country in 13 days.
Germany invaded France in 1940 and forced its surrender in 45 days.
America invaded Iraq in 2003 and forced its surrender in 19 days.
Cory Wagner would have done all of this single-handedly in one day, armed with nothing but a paper clip and an onion and some q-tips.
God created the world in seven days
Cory Wagner would have done it in five..with no rest
Cory Wagner does not need to follow this Tumblr. ...
Cory Wagner’s blood can cure any human ailment. To bad no one has ever been able to make him bleed.
Cory Wagner let the dogs out
fuck yeah, cory wagner!