08
Jul
It is No Whine Wednesday. But Wednesday cannot help but whine about Cory Wagner, because he has no need to whine.
17
Jun
Cory Wagner welcomes you to Mexico.
12
Jun
Cory Wagner can’t write with pencils because the pressure from his fingers turns the graphite into diamonds
Cory Wagner is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum…and he’s all out of gum.
10
Jun
51 Things that Google has to blur out on Google Maps. They forgot to mention that Cory Wagner cannot be found on Google Maps unlike Waldo.
09
Jun
Cory Wagner has a tumblarity of 0 because there was not enough zeros in the universe to reflect his true tumblarity and the tumblarity-generator generated a system error.
Cory Wagner was born on February 30th
30
May
Cory Wagner can have his cake and eat it too
29
May
This is Cory Wagner’s pet squirrel. Cory Wagner only has well-endowed pets.
